what do the car makers stand for?

[GioLanh]

I used to have a very long list of almost all the car makers, but long lost.
I can only remember a few of my head.

BMW - Be My Wife
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac

Anyone else wants to fill in more? :D

[pLaYbOi]

ford= found on road dead

[wonnahump]

HONDA = Hold On Not Done Accelerating

[cis]

BMW - break my wallet :D :D

[lowlife4ever]

Originally posted by wonnahump
HONDA = Hold On Not Done Accelerating

lol, that is a good one

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[nguyenquynh]

BMW = bring Money with u
BMW= Bring My Wallet, Break my wallet
BMW = Bring More Women

[Skoolguy]

BMW = Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW = Big Money Waster
BMW = Break My Window
BMW = Busted My Wallet

BUICK = Big Ugly Import Car Killer
BUICK = Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

DODGE = Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater :D
DODGE = Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere :D

FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fast Only Rolling Downhill

HONDA = Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

GM = General Maintenance

ACURA = All Cars Usually Require Adjustment

:)

[ThienDiaNamNhi]

kakah :D

[vietstuff]

ACURA - All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
ACURA - Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
ACURA - Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
ACURA - Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
ACURA - Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
ACURA - Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
AUDI - Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
AUDI - Another Useless Device Installed
AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BEETLE - Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW - Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW - Bastard Money Wielders
BMW - Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW - Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW - Big Money Waster
BMW - Big Money Works
BMW - Black Man's Wheels
BMW - Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW - Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW - Bought My Wife
BMW - Bring Me Women
BMW - Broken Money Waster
BMW - Brutal Money Waster
BMW - Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW - Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW - Busted My Wallet
BMW - Big Man Wannabe
BUICK - Barfed Up Icky Carmel Korn
BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CADILLAC - Crap A$$ Deville Is Lacking Life And Clutch
CAMARO - Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET - Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
CHRYSLER - Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
CHRYSLER - Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
DATSUN - Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
DODGE - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE - Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
DODGE - Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE - Dear Old Dads Geriatric Express
DODGE - Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
DODGE - Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Failure in Automotive Technology
FIAT - Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony?
FIAT - Fix It All the Time
FORD - Fault Of R&D
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD - Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
FORD - Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD - Found On Russian Dump
FORD - First On Race Day
FORD - First On Recall Day
FORD - First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD - Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
FORD - Forge Old Rancid Donuts
FORD - For Only Redneck Drivers
FORD - F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD - F*cker Only Runs Damaged
FORD - F*cker Only Runs Downhill
FORD - F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
FORD - F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
FORD - F*ckin' Owner Real Dumb!!
FORD - (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked
GM - General Mistake
GM - Good Money (for mechanics)
GMC - Garage Man's Companion
GMC - Gay Man's Cruiser
GMC - General Masturbation Corporation
GMC - General Mis Constructed
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC - Get More Chicks
GMC - Got More Crap
GMC - Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC - Grungy Merchandise
G.T.i. - Gay Terd Inspectors
G.T.i. - Get There Immediately
G.T.i. - Got Tossers Inside
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HONDA - Hand Over Dollars to Asians
HONDA - Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
HONDA - Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
HONDA - Hold On, No Damn Acceleration
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
IROC - I Race Other Cars
IROC - I Run Over Children
IROC - Italian Retards Out Cruising
JAGUAR - Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
JAGUAR - Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
JAGUAR - Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
JEEP - Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
JEEP - Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
JEEP - Jumps Everything Ever Parked
JEEP - Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
JEEP - Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
JEEP - Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
JEEP - Just Eat Every Pickle
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
JEEP - JUST Enough Engine Power?
JEEP - Just Everyone Elses Parts
LTD - Lazy Temperamental Device
LTD - Leave The Doors
MAZDA - Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES - Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
MERCURY - Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
MERCURY - Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
MERCURY - Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
MERCURY - Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")
MINIBUS - Minus Insurance, No Inspection, Beat, Usually Spraypainted
MOPAR - Most Often Passed At Races
MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR - Mostly Old Paint And Rust
MOPAR - Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
MOPAR - My Old Pig Ain't Running
PLYMOUTH - Please Lay Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC - Poor Old Ni??er Thinks It's A Cadillac
SAAB - Something An Asshole Buys

[vietstuff]

Toyota - Two Old Yuppies Own This Automobile

[Skoolguy]

woa troi ddau ma` nhieu vay :D

[GioLanh]

Thanks Vietstuffs for the long list :)

I know there is a list out there which has all the cars from A-Z (from anywhere) :D

But if U look closely, FORD is the worse one of all :cigar:

[kdtty3k]

TOYOTA= Toy Of Youth Over The Ages hehehehehehe

[nguyenquynh]

nhìn cái post dài thòn lòn này tui hết dám mua xe luôn ...
:)))

[Mitsurugi]

Hahahaha...this page cracks me up. hahaha..FORD. Found On Road Dead. True...true...

[Mitsurugi]

Originally posted by Mitsurugi
Hahahaha...this page cracks me up. hahaha..FORD. Found On Road Dead. True...true...



Just invest in Toyota Nguyen Quynh:)

[Nam]

I like this:

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

and one more for FORD: Forget Off Road Driving --- my favorite!

Nam